dear little ghost buddy that may or may not be real i am sorry that i listen to all my music on my headphones so you cant hear it and jam with me
nice people are rare we must protect them at all costs
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
there should be a reality show where fan gets to spend 1 year living with their favorite footballer.
How does batman’s mom call him inside for dinner?
dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAAAAN
oh wait shit his mom’s dead i fucked up i fucked it all up
So glad I found this. Two virgins (also never kissed anyone ever) kissing for the first time on their wedding day. Awkward to say the least.
That dude laughing at them tho. GPOY
no but have you seen the comments on the video
Police officers rescued the little pup from an abusive owner. And then one adopted her.
Oh, Hiddles, how do you face?
so I’m applying to take the SAT’s and you have to post a picture of yourself ya no so one takes the test for you or whatever and they have examples of good pictures and bad pictures like
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
i tripped over a bra today
i think it was a booby trap
THE BEST USE OF THAT DAMN SCREENCAP EVER